The Offspring - We Never Have Sex Anymore: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "We Never Have Sex Anymore" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

Am                       F  G
We never have sex anymore
Am                                          G
We never roll around on the floor like we did
F        Am C B
So long ago
Am                          F G
You never yell at me anymore
Am                                         G
You never want to even the score like you did
F         Am
So long ago
             Dm                C                 G
But you're still with me so I guess I'm not complaining
        Dm               C              G
And you always leave my dinner on the stove

Chorus:
F G    Am
Baby please!
              Dm       C       G/B    Am
If you won’t love me, will you hate me?
    G
If you won’t violate me,
                        C        Em
well will you just at least aggravate me?
F  G   Am
Baby please! (We never have sex anymore!)
                   Dm      C      G/B   Am
It feels like the world into the covers,
G                               E7
One way or the other is what I say ay ay ay ay
          Am
Hey hey hey

We never have sex anymore
We never make love 'til we're sore like we did so long ago
We never have emotional strife
You never even threaten my life like you did so long ago
But you're still with me, so I guess I'm not complaining
And you let me drive your car when you're not home

Chorus

Am                        F G
We use to do it constantly
Am                   F G
We use to have a ball
Am                        F  G
We use to do it everywhere
Am
We never do it at alllllll
  G     E7
Ahhhhhh ay ay ay ay ay

Chorus

Am                            F G Am F  G
We never have sex anymore ohhh
We never have sex anymore, oh
We never have sex anymore, oh
We never have sex anymore, oh


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

Am

Guitar chord Am

C

Guitar chord C

Dm

Guitar chord Dm

Em

Guitar chord Em

E7

Guitar chord E7

F

Guitar chord F

G

Guitar chord G

B

Guitar chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "We Never Have Sex Anymore" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "We Never Have Sex Anymore" by The Offspring.

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