The Offspring - Me & My Old Lady: Guitar Chords

E       D      E
Me and my old lady
E       D       E
Lay in bed all day
      E     D     E
And when I say I love her
          E        D      E
Well she rolls the other way
     Am       G       Am
But really she don´t mean it
Am      G       Am
Everything she says
E        D    E
Still if I believe in love
         E        D  E
There´s nothing wrong
There´s nothing wrong with my head

Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me, well
I say that love is blind
But really I don't mean it
Everything I say
Still, if she believes in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with her head

Chorus:
E
So what if we´re making a scene now
     A                     E
You know she don´t give a shit
E
When she´s pawin´ and grabbin´ on me now
      A                  E
You know I don´t mind a bit
E
It´s all good and we
Ain´t gonna change now
     A           E
The world is unaware
           D                  A
So if you want to go on and stare
                 E  D E D E
'Cause we don´t care

    E         D         E
She ain´t no ball and chain
    E         D         E
She ain´t no ball and chain
    E         D         E
She ain´t no ball and chain
    E         D         E
She ain´t no ball and chain
    E         D         E
She ain´t no ball and chain
    E         D         E
She ain´t no ball and chain
    E         D         E
She ain´t no ball and chain
    E         D         E
She ain´t no ball and chain

Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position, I'm
The luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that we believe in love
There's nothing wrong
There's nothing wrong with our heads

Chorus

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and!
She ain't no ball and!