Learn to play "The Heavy Entertainment Show" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
Cm D# A# Cm Good evening chidren of cultural abandon Cm D# A# G You searched for a saviour, well here I am Cm D# A# Cm And all the best ones are dying off so quickly Cm D# G Cm While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can Chorus: Cm Cm/A# Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Cm/G# Cm/G The charisma's non-negotiable Cm Cm/A# Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Cm/G# Cm/G I'm about to strip and you're my pole D# We are so glorious A# C Why not leave your job and come on tour with us G# Before I drop dead and die Good evening, lovers of quality entertainment Good evening to the others that don’t know hit Even you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programme Got a house in LA, I’m still paying for it Chorus: Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show It’s just the tip but no one will know Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show All the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!) You are magnificent Maybe come on stage and be a part of it I said maybe, baby, baby oh G# C# D# F# Come leave the life you're living G# C# D# F Show me the light you're giving A# D# G# F I'll give it all, then a little bit more, Oh-oh Chorus: Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Where the more you see, the less you know Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow I am notorious For making all the crowd sing the chorious I just made up that word Come love the life I’m living Bathe in the light I’m giving “He’ll give it all and a little bit more” Chorus: Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show I’m a volcano that’s about to blow Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show This is how I’d like to say “Hello” You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA# C Cm C# D# Em F F# G G# Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Heavy Entertainment Show" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "The Heavy Entertainment Show" by Robbie Williams.