Robbie Williams - The Heavy Entertainment Show: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "The Heavy Entertainment Show" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

     Cm       D#         A#        Cm
Good evening chidren of cultural abandon
     Cm             D#            A#    G
You searched for a saviour, well here I am
    Cm      D#             A#           Cm
And all the best ones are dying off so quickly
      Cm         D#      G                Cm
While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can

Chorus:
Cm                        Cm/A#
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
    Cm/G#             Cm/G
The charisma's non-negotiable
Cm                        Cm/A#
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
     Cm/G#              Cm/G
I'm about to strip and you're my pole
D#
We are so glorious
A#                                            C
Why not leave your job and come on tour with us
          G#
Before I drop dead and die

Good evening, lovers of quality entertainment
Good evening to the others that don’t know hit
Even you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programme
Got a house in LA, I’m still paying for it

Chorus:
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
It’s just the tip but no one will know
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
All the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!)
You are magnificent
Maybe come on stage and be a part of it
I said maybe, baby, baby oh

G#    C#        D#          F#
Come leave the life you're living
G#    C#     D#           F
Show me the light you're giving
A#           D#                     G#     F
I'll give it all, then a little bit more, Oh-oh

Chorus:
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Where the more you see, the less you know
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow
I am notorious
For making all the crowd sing the chorious
I just made up that word

Come love the life I’m living
Bathe in the light I’m giving
“He’ll give it all and a little bit more”

Chorus:
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
I’m a volcano that’s about to blow
Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show
This is how I’d like to say “Hello”







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Guitar Chord Diagrams

A#

Guitar chord A#

C

Guitar chord C

Cm

Guitar chord Cm

C#

Guitar chord C#

D#

Guitar chord D#

Em

Guitar chord Em

F

Guitar chord F

F#

Guitar chord F#

G

Guitar chord G

G#

Guitar chord G#

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Heavy Entertainment Show" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "The Heavy Entertainment Show" by Robbie Williams.

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