Robbie Williams - Dickhead: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "Dickhead" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

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Am
Don't kick my dog, dickhead
Don't beep at me, dickhead
Why'd you mug me off in my car, dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead
There's a dickhead in your mouth
A dickhead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want dickheads to be made, dickhead
Why you disrespecting my bro, dickhead
Why'd you piss me off in first class, dickhead
I'm not sitting here to be
treated like a dickhead
Bumbaclart, King Rasclart
Where's the chorus, dickhead
(Give me my lighter)

Chorus:
Am        G
Isn't it lovely
F                  E
That we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me
Don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
I know you still want me
Because I'm so lovely, baby

If you diss me you'll sell copy, dickhead
What'd you expect, dickhead
Radiohead, dickhead
This is pop, dickhead
Size tens dickhead
Break your shins, dickhead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick fuck out of you
Only if I ask them to
But they'll kick fuck out of you
You're going home in a Staffordshire ambulance
I wasn't looking at ya' bird, dickhead
She was looking at me, dickhead
Who do I think I am, dickhead
Who the fuck are you, dickhead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a shit
I've found the dickhead of the year
And you are fucking it, dickhead
Where's the chorus? No chorus? Dickhead

Chorus:
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me
Don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
I know you still want me
Because I'm so lovely, baby

Am
I've got a bucket of shit, oh yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
I've got a bucket of shit, oh yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
Not horse shit, cow shit,
dog shit, no, real shit
I've got a bucket of shit, oh yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
I've got a bucket of shit, oh yeah
I've got a bucket of shit
Not dog shit, cow shit, horse shit
Real shit
(Can he do it again)

Why'd you cut me up in my car, dickhead
Why'd you say bad things 'bout my bro, dickhead
I've got nothing for you, dickhead
Go to bed, dickhead
Don't wake up, dickhead
Who gives a fuck, dickhead
No one gives a fuck about you
cause you're a dickhead, true
See your mate over there in the corner
He's a dickhead too like you, dickhead

Chorus:
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me
Don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
I know you still want me
Because I'm so lovely, baby
Isn't it lovely
[Outro: Robbie Williams]
I tell you what
There's one out every night
It's not one, just like
All do it and they're buggers
I know you're coming over lalalala
You sound like Snoopy
A rugged Snoopy, woahhhhoooo
You dickheads are spoiling it
For tits like us
Dickhead


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

Am

Guitar chord Am

E

Guitar chord E

F

Guitar chord F

G

Guitar chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Dickhead" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Dickhead" by Robbie Williams.

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