Panic! At the Disco - There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet: Guitar Chords
Learn to play "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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Em Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed G I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and Em D7 Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman G C From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed Am B I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it C D B7 Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and Em When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes whoa-oh C B Am G Em Everything goes according to plan Chorus: C B7 I'm the new cancer, never looked better Em D And you can't stand it G I know because you say so under your breath B7 You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?" C B7 Em D Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? G Never looked better B7 And you can't stand it Next is a trip to the, the ladies' room in vain, and I bet you just can't keep up with (Keep up) with these fashionistas And tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign I bet to them, your name is cheap, I bet to them, you look like sh... Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin Chorus Em D G C Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am B Em I've never looked better and you can't stand it Em D G C Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Am B C D I've never looked better and you can't stand it Em And I know, and I know D G It just doesn't feel like a night out C with no one sizing you up Am B I've never been so surreptitious Em So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch - x3 You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsAm  C  D  D7  Em  G  B  B7  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet" by Panic! At the Disco.