Panic! At the Disco - Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time Guitar Chords and Lyrics by Panic! At the Disco

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" smoothly on your guitar.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

C#m
(Melody)
Alright, Alright
Alright, Alright
        A       G#
it's a Helluva feeling though
C#m              A
It's a Helluva feeling though
  C#m
Alright, alright
        A       G#
it's a Helluva feeling though
C#m              A
It's a Helluva feeling though

C#m                  C/G#
Who are these people?
G/B                  A
I just woke up in my underwear
C#m            C/G#
No liquor left on the shelf
G/B                     A
I should probably introduce myself

You shoulda' seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
I was the king of this hologram
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand

Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Five thousand people with designer drugs
Don't think I'll ever get enough
(Don't think I'll ever get enough)

Chorus:
C#m                  G#m
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
Amaj7           B
And most things in between
C#m                    G#m
I rode the city in a shopping cart
Amaj7                    B
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
C#m            G#m
This night is heating up
Amaj7           B
Raise hell and turn it up
      C#m                      G#m
Saying "If you go on you might pass
out in a drain pipe"
Amaj7
Oh yeah
Don't threaten me with a good time


It's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though
Alright, alright
It's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though

What are these footprints?
They don't look very human-like
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose
I wanna wake up
Can't even tell if this is a dream
How did we end up in my neighbor's pool
Upside-down with a perfect view?
Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don't think I'll ever get it now
(Don't think I'll ever get it now)

Chorus

        A                 B
I'm a scholar and a gentleman
                     C#m                 B
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
          A                  B
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
C#m
But I make these high heels work
A                    B
I told you time and time again
C#m                       B
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
       A
And we all fell down
When the sun came up
G#7
I think we've had enough

Alright, alright, it's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a Helluva feeling though
It's a Helluva feeling though

Chorus


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

A

Guitar chord A

Am

Guitar chord Am

Amaj7

Guitar chord Amaj7

C

Guitar chord C

C#m

Guitar chord C#m

G

Guitar chord G

G#

Guitar chord G#

G#m

Guitar chord G#m

G#7

Guitar chord G#7

B

Guitar chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" by Panic! At the Disco.

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