Learn to play "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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C#m (Melody) Alright, Alright Alright, Alright A G# it's a Helluva feeling though C#m A It's a Helluva feeling though C#m Alright, alright A G# it's a Helluva feeling though C#m A It's a Helluva feeling though C#m C/G# Who are these people? G/B A I just woke up in my underwear C#m C/G# No liquor left on the shelf G/B A I should probably introduce myself You shoulda' seen what I wore I had a cane and a party hat I was the king of this hologram Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand Memories tend to just pop up Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves Five thousand people with designer drugs Don't think I'll ever get enough (Don't think I'll ever get enough) Chorus: C#m G#m Champagne, cocaine, gasoline Amaj7 B And most things in between C#m G#m I rode the city in a shopping cart Amaj7 B A pack of camels and a smoke alarm C#m G#m This night is heating up Amaj7 B Raise hell and turn it up C#m G#m Saying "If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe" Amaj7 Oh yeah Don't threaten me with a good time It's a Helluva feeling though It's a Helluva feeling though Alright, alright It's a Helluva feeling though It's a Helluva feeling though What are these footprints? They don't look very human-like Now I wish that I could find my clothes Bedsheets and a morning rose I wanna wake up Can't even tell if this is a dream How did we end up in my neighbor's pool Upside-down with a perfect view? Bar to bar at the speed of sound Fancy feet dancing through this town Lost my mind in a wedding gown Don't think I'll ever get it now (Don't think I'll ever get it now) Chorus A B I'm a scholar and a gentleman C#m B And I usually don't fall when I try to stand A B I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt C#m But I make these high heels work A B I told you time and time again C#m B I'm not as think as you drunk I am A And we all fell down When the sun came up G#7 I think we've had enough Alright, alright, it's a Helluva feeling though It's a Helluva feeling though Alright, alright, it's a Helluva feeling though It's a Helluva feeling though Chorus You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA ![]() Am ![]() Amaj7 ![]() C ![]() C#m ![]() G ![]() G# ![]() G#m ![]() G#7 ![]() B ![]() Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" by Panic! At the Disco.