I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

Fall Out Boy - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You): Guitar Chords

Learn to play "I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

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Learn I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You) Guitar Chords and Lyrics by Fall Out Boy

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)" smoothly on your guitar.

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A#m          C#
Last year's wishes
A#m              C#
Are this year's apologies
A#m         F           F#
Every last time I come home
          A#m   C#
I take my last chance
   A#m               C#
To burn a bridge or two
        A#m              F           F#
I only keep myself this sick in the head
F#
Cause I know how the words get you 

F                     A#m
We're the new face of failure
F                            A#m
Prettier and younger but not any better off
G#                  C#
Bullet proof loneliness
    F#       F
At best, at best

Chorus:
G#      C#
Me and you
C#            A#m
Setting in a honeymoon
     F#
If I woke up next to you
If I woke up next to you
F#      A#m
Me and you
A#m           C#
Setting in a honeymoon
     F#
If I woke up next to you
     G#
If I woke up next to you

Collect the bad habits
That you couldn't bare to keep
Out of the woods but I love
A tree I used to lay beneath
Kissed teeth stained red
From a sour bottle baby girl
With eyes the size of baby worlds

We're the new face of failure
Prettier and younger but not any better off
Bullet proof loneliness
At best, at best

Chorus - x2

A#m
The best way
   F#
To make it through
      C#          F
With hearts and wrists intact
       A#m
Is to realize
 F#                     G#
Two out of three ain't bad
G#
Ain't bad

Chorus - x2


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If you are also interested in learning how to play "I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)" by Fall Out Boy.

Fall Out Boy - I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You): Guitar Chords

Learn I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You) Guitar Chords and Lyrics by Fall Out Boy

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