Fall Out Boy - Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes Guitar Chords and Lyrics by Fall Out Boy

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes" smoothly on your guitar.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

D           A/C#
I’m coming apart at the seams.
Bm                   G
Pitching myself for leads in other people’s dreams.
     A
Now buzz, buzz, buzz.
               Bm          G         D
Doc, there's a hole where something was.
               Bm          G         D
Doc, there's a hole where something was.

             D                           A     G
Fell out of bed. Butterfly bandage, but don't worry,
                D                         A   G
you'll never remember, your head is far too blurry.
                Bm         G             A         D
Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man,
    Bm             G             A    D
he needs his head put through a cat scan.
    Bm     G         A     D
Hey editor, I’m undeniable,
     Bm          G    A    D
hey doctor, I’m certifiable.
G               A                Bm
I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine
        G          A              Bm      A     G
What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet

Chorus:
    D       G     Bm            A
So boycott love, detox just to retox
          D         G             Bm              A
and I’d promise you anything for another shot at life.
 D       G               Bm      A
Perfect boys with their perfect lives,
        D/F#              G
nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
  Bm                A
(wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

Little girl, got me staring odd
Or was that just a telescopic camera nod
P-p-painted dolls in the highway, truck stop stalls
Lot lizards scales cool my nightlife moods
All the rookies, leave your badge and your gun on the desk
When you leave the room
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match, I'm half-doomed, and you're semi-sweet

Chorus - x2


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

A

Guitar chord A

C#

Guitar chord C#

D

Guitar chord D

F#

Guitar chord F#

G

Guitar chord G

Bm

Guitar chord Bm

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes" by Fall Out Boy.

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