blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard: Guitar Chords
Learn to play "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
 B It's Christmas Eve and I've F# only wrapped two fucking presents B Christmas Eve and I've only F# wrapped two fucking presents G#m And I hate hate hate your guts E I hate hate hate your guts B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Chorus: Unless your dad will suck me off B F# E I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock B F# E I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock B F# E I'll never talk to you again F# I'll never talk to you again B It's Labor day and my Grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs B Labor day and my grandpa F# just ate seven fucking hotdogs G#m And he shit shit shits his pants E He's always fucking shitting his pants B F# E And I'll never talk to you again Chorus You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsB  E  F#  G#m  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Happy Holidays, You Bastard" by blink-182.