blink-182 - Dysentery Gary: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "Dysentery Gary" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Dysentery Gary Guitar Chords and Lyrics by blink-182

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Dysentery Gary" smoothly on your guitar.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

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D A D
     Got a lotta heartache
D A D
     He's a fucking weasel
G A G
     His issues make my mind ache
A G A
     Wanna make a deal
D A D
    Cause I love your little motions
D A D
     You with your pigtails
G A G
     What a nice creation
A G A
     Worth another night in jail

Chorus:
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
                  D/F#          Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
G
Life just sucks
   A
I lost the one
     D
I'm giving up
     Bm
she found someone but
          G
There's plenty more
 A         Bm  A/C# D   G A D G A
Girls are such a    drag


D A D
     So all you little ladies
D A D
     Be sure to choose the right guys
G A G
     You'll come back to me maybe
A G A
     I'll shower you with lies
D A D            Em   D
     Got a lotta heartache
D A D
     He's a fucking weasel
G A G
     Decisions make my mind ache
A G A
     Wanna make a deal

Chorus:
D
Ease away the problems
and the pain The girl
chose the guy
               D/F#
that makes you wanna
          Em
kick and scream
G
All along you wish
that she would stay
A                 Bm
Fuck the guy that took her
         A/C#
and ran away yeah
D
He's a player diarrhea giver
tried to grow his hair out
                  D/F#          Em
when friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night
A
Hanging out with mom and
trying on his father's tights
 G
Life just sucks
   A
I lost the one
     D
I'm giving up
     Bm
she found someone but
          G
There's plenty more
A         Bm   A/C#
Girls are such a   drag

G
Fuck this place
   A
I lost the war
   D
I hate you all
      Bm
your mom's a whore
 G
Where's my dog?
       A
Cause girls
    Bm   A/C# D
are such a    drag


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

A

Guitar chord A

Bm

Guitar chord Bm

C#

Guitar chord C#

D

Guitar chord D

Em

Guitar chord Em

F#

Guitar chord F#

G

Guitar chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Dysentery Gary" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Dysentery Gary" by blink-182.

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