Learn to play "The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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F# Stop fucking around with my emotions D#m I like you better when you're numb F# I'm sick and tired of false devotion D#m Devote yourself to moving on Or suck it up and let it go G# B But you're always out to get me Chorus: F# You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers D#m That's just my luck these days Why can't you just be happy for me? F# You're the break lines failing as my car swerves off the freeway D#m It kind of feels like sabotage Why can't you just be happy for E F# Why can't you just be happy for me? You think opinions make you savvy (Like you're some kind of expert) Your running mouth falls on deaf ears You say you're winning 'cause you're laughing Well, I'm crying crocodile tears Just suck it up and let it go But you're always out to get me Chorus: You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers That's just my luck these days Why can't you just be happy for me? You're the brake lights failing as my car swerves off the freeway It kind of feels like sabotage Why can't you just be happy for Why can't you just be happy for me? Na na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na (Why can't you just be happy for) Why can't you just be happy for F# D#m Why can't you just be happy for me? I'll never be good enough no, I'll never be good enough F# D#m Why can't you just be happy for me? I'll never be good enough no, I'll never be good enough G# B But you're always out to get me Chorus: You're the snake hidden in my daffodils when I'm picking flowers That's just my luck these days Why can't you just be happy for me? You're the brake lights failing as my car swerves off the freeway It kind of feels like sabotage Why can't you just be happy for Why can't you just be happy for me? Na na na na na na Na na na na na (Stop fucking around with my emotions) Na na na na na Na na na na na (Why can't you just be happy for) Na na na na na na Na na na na na (Stop fucking around with my emotions) Na na na na na Na na na na na (Why can't you just be happy for me?) You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsB D#m E F# G# Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver" by All Time Low.