Learn to play "Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
E G#m They told me I was lucky C#m A To have my chance with you E G#m Now last year's summer romance C#m A Is this year's winter blues E G#m I treated you so nicely C#m A To jewelry and champagne E G#m But you left me empty handed, yeah C#m A B You left me feelin' plain Chorus: E Now I hope you're A G#m Happy with yourself cuz F#m I'm not B A laughing. Don't you think it's G#m Kind of C#m F#m B Crappy what you did this holiday? E When I gave you my heart A G# C#m B You ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash A So I wrote you a song, Hope that you sing along and it goes F#m B Merry Christmas E Kiss my ass. They say I'm losing my mind (My mind) I thought that for a while (A while) I tear down decorations They remind me of your smile (Your smile) I hate that mistletoe It makes me think of our first kiss (First kiss) You bit my lip, you pulled me close And then you taught me how to quit Chorus: Now I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of trashy What you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart, you ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash So I wrote you a song, hope that you sing along And it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!" C#m G#/C So sick of calling, you won't telephone me C#m F# No fuck you girl, I'm going out. A B G#/C I gave you my all, but our love hit a wall, now C#m G#/C I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling C#m F# We'll drink til the bars shut us down A Am B Ain't that just what Christmas is all about? Chorus: And I ho-ho-hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing (Not laughing) Don't you think it's so damn trashy What you did this holiday? (So trashy) I gave you my heart (My heart), you ripped it apart Like the wrapping paper trash (Wrapping paper trash) So I wrote you a song, hope that you sing along Here it goes, "Merry Christmas, (Bitch), kiss my ass!" Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass Happy Hanukkah You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA Am B C C#m E F# F#m G# G#m Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass" by All Time Low.