Learn to play "Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
G Cut my eyes out, dear A# So I can't see your smug grin A# G You're right, you always win G Untie my hands now G I'm game up to a point A# G And we're well past bedtime now A All this time away C G And I'm freezing cold now A If I could hear you say C G "I'm sorry, dear" I try hard not to laugh As she trips up on the step And her look turns me to stone I'm closer to the truth She hates being on her own But fuck her I'm leaving tonight Why should I live this way When I could be with someone else I don't want to hurt her feelings But she's a crazy fucked up bitch You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA ![]() A# ![]() C ![]() G ![]() Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Get Balsamic Vinegar... Quick You Fool" by Snow Patrol.