Sasha Alex Sloan - Thank God: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "Thank God" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

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              B
Yeah, I'll admit
                     G#m
I've had sex before marriage
                   C#m
I've smoked hella weed
             E
And then I shared it
            B
Yeah, I confess
                      G#m
I've scrolled through Pornhub
                  C#m
I've  had impure thoughts
            E      F#
And acted upon them

   E       F#
So, if the pearly gates
      D#7          G#m
Won't open up for me
               C#m
At least I'll know
         B                    E F#
There's somewhere else I can go

Chorus:
       B
Thank God
                        G#m
Thank God for making a Hell
                        C#m
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
       E                     F#
Where I'm just like everyone else
               B
Thank God for Hell

Yeah, I'll admit
My mind's a bit dirty
Only go to church
If somebody's forced me
Yeah, I confess
I say some bad words
And I haven't yet, but I bet
I'll get a divorce

So if the pearly gates
Won't open up for me
At least I know
There's somewhere else I can go

Chorus:
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can smoke
And tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for Hell
Thank God for Hell

C#m           F#
If the pearly gates
      D#7          G#m
Won't open up for me
Fuck 'em

Chorus:
Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy-ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can smoke
And tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for Hell


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

C#m

Guitar chord C#m

D#7

Guitar chord D#7

E

Guitar chord E

F#

Guitar chord F#

G#m

Guitar chord G#m

B

Guitar chord B

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Thank God" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Thank God" by Sasha Alex Sloan.