R.E.M. - Sad Professor: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "Sad Professor" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Sad Professor Guitar Chords and Lyrics by R.E.M.

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Sad Professor" smoothly on your guitar.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

D                    G
If we're talking about love,
D             A
Then I have to tell you
 D             G
Dear readers: I'm not sure where
     D                 A
I'm headed, I've gotten lost before

G           A                  F
I've woke up stone drunk face down in the floor

Chorus:
 A                  G        D
Late afternoon the house is hot
A          G  D
I started, I jumped up
A         G       D
Everyone hates a bore,
A          G       D
Everybody hates a drunk

This may be a lip invention
Professors muddled in their intent
To try to rope in followers
To float their malcontent
As for this reader
I'm already spent

Chorus:
Late afternoon, the house is hot
I started, I jumped up
Everyone hates a sad professor
I hate where I wound up

Dear readers, my apologies
I'm drifting in and out of sleep
Long silence presents the tragedies
Of love. Note the age. Get afraid
The surface hazy with attendant thoughts
A lazy eye metaphor on the rocks

Chorus:
Late afternoon, the house is hot
I started, I jumped up
Everyone hates a bore
Everybody hates a drunk
Everyone hates a sad professor
I hate where I wound up
I hate where I wound upv


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

A

Guitar chord A

D

Guitar chord D

F

Guitar chord F

G

Guitar chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Sad Professor" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Sad Professor" by R.E.M..

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