Learn to play "Classic Masher" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
D F#m Bm Saw you coming my way A D Put my nose in a book F#m Bm Some crap that you gave me A D Or something that I took A D Man, he looked so good G It had to be ooze leather He's so together A D Oozing like I never could Chorus: D I bet he's a classic masher G He toot-toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher A D They talk boots while they're laughing at you He’s playing dumb, you’re looking at clothes, straightening his hat Mr. Shnook ho-hum, I shoulda shook his hand I never used to feel bad, never felt so blue Guess I never amused you Chorus: I bet he’s a classic masher He toot-toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher They talk boots while they’re laughing at you I bet he’s a classic masher He toot-toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher They talk boots while they’re laughing at you A I bet he's a classic masher G He toot-toots when he likes the view Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher A D F#m Bm They talk boots while they're laughing at you A D They talk boots while they're laughing at you F#m Bm (talk boots while they're laughing at you) A D They talk boots while they're laughing at you F#m Bm (talk boots while they're laughing at you) A D They talk boots while they're laughing at you F#m Bm (talk boots while they're laughing at you) A D G A D They talk boots while they're laughing at you You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA D F#m G Bm Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Classic Masher" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Classic Masher" by Pixies.