Learn to play "Next Contestant" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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Dm F I judge by what she's wearing C G Just how many heads I'm tearing Dm F Off of assholes coming on to her C G Each night seems like it's getting worse Dm F And I wish she'd take the night off C G So I don't have to fight off Dm F Every asshole coming on to her C G It happens every night she works They'll go and ask the DJ Find out just what would she say If they all tried coming on to her Don't they know it's never gonna work They think they'll get inside her With every drink they buy her As they all try coming on to her This time somebody's getting hurt F G Here comes the next contestant Chorus: Dm F C G Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Dm F C G Is that your hand? Dm F I wish you'd do it again C G I'll watch you leave here limping Dm F I wish you'd do it again C G I'll watch you leave here limping F G There goes the next contestant I even fear the ladies They're cool, but twice as crazy Just as bad for coming on to her Don't they know it's never gonna work Each time she bats an eyelash Somebody's grabbing her ass Everyone keeps coming onto her This time somebody's getting hurt Here comes the next contestant Chorus Dm F I'm hating what she's wearing C G Everybody here keeps staring Dm F Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve C G This time somebody's getting hurt C F Here comes the next contestant Chorus: Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand? And I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping And I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping And I wish you'd do it again Each night seems like it's getting worse And I wish you'd do it again This time somebody's getting hurt There goes the next contestant You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsC Dm F G Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
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