Kiss - 2,000 Man: Guitar Chords
Learn to play "2,000 Man" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
G# Well, my name it is a number D# G# It's on a piece of plastic film G# And I've been growin' funny flowers D# G# Outside on my little window sill Chorus: C# G# C# G# And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man C# G# D# And my kids, they just don't understand me at all You know, my wife still respects me Even though I really misuse her I am having an affair With the Random computer Chorus: But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all G# C# G# D# C# G# Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mommy, proud of your sun Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mommy. proud of your sun C# Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' A# Like they did when you were young G# C# G# Or did they come down crashin' D# A# D# Seeing all the things you'd done D# A# D# Spacin' out and havin' fun Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mommy. proud of your sun Oh daddy, proud of your planet Oh mommy. proud of your sun Oh daddy, your brain's still flashing Like they did when you were young Or did they come down crashing Seeing all the things you'd done Spacing out and having fun Chorus: But, don't you know I'm a 2,000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man I'm a 2,000 man, I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000 You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA#  C#  D#  G#  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "2,000 Man" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "2,000 Man" by Kiss.