Learn to play "Pageant Material" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
B There's certain things you're s'posed to know C#m When you're a girl who grows up in the south B I try to use my common sense, C#m But my foot always ends up in my mouth E And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town D#m I'd fall down E F# And my mama cried when she realized Chorus: B I ain't pageant material G#m I'm always higher than my hair E And it ain't that I don't care about world peace But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit F# on a stage B I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial G#m Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't C#m I'd rather lose for what E F# B I am than win for what I ain't God bless the girls who smile and hug When they're called out as a runner up on TV I wish I could, but I just can't Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin' And who's to say I'm a 9.5 Or a 4.0 if you don't even know me Life ain't always roses and pantyhose And... Chorus I ain't pageant material The only crown is in my glass They won't be handin' me a sash And that's okay, cause there's no way You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial Sometimes I talk before I think, I've tried to fake it but I can't I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't Yeah I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsB C#m D#m E F# G#m Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Pageant Material" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Pageant Material" by Kacey Musgraves.