Learn to play "911 Is a Joke" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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Em Now I dialed nine one one a long time ago Don't you see how late they're reacting They only come and they come when they want to So get the morgue truck and bag the goner They don't care 'cause they get paid anyway They treat you like an ace that can't be betrayed I know you stumble with no use people If your life is on the line then you're dead today B Late comings with the late coming stretcher That's a body bag in disguise Y'all I'll betcha I call 'em body snatchers Quick they come to fetch you With an autopsy ambulance Just to dissect ya They are the kings 'cos they swing amputation Lose your arms your legs to them it's compilation I can prove it to you watch the rotation It all adds up to a funky situation Chorus: Em So get up get get get down G A 911 is a joke in yo town Get up get get get down Late 911 wears the late crown 911 is a joke - x2 Everyday they don't never come correct You can ask my man right here With the broken neck He's a witness to the job never being done He would've been in full effect 911 They the token to your life when it's croaking They need to be in a pawn shop on a 911 is a joke we don't want 'em I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker The reason that I say that 'cause they Flick you off like fleas They be laughing at ya While you're crawling on our knees And to the strength so go the length Thinking you are first when you really are tenth You better wake up and smell the real flavor Cause 911 is a fake life saver Chorus - x2 You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA Em G B Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
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