Billy Idol - Plastic Jesus: Guitar Chords
Learn to play "Plastic Jesus" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
C I don't care if it Rains or freezes G As long as I got my Plastic Jesus F Ridin' on the dashboard C G Of my car Through my trials And tribulations And my travels Through the nation With my plastic Jesus I'll go far Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me And any other thing that lies behind Chorus: C G With my plastic Jesus F C G Goodbye and I'll go far I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if i say damn I can let all my curses roll 'Cos Jesus' plastico doesn't hear 'Cos he's got a plastic ear The man who invented plastic Saved my soul Chorus Am G Am G And if I weave around at night, policeman think I'm very tight, F C G they never find my bottle, though they ask Am G Am G cause plastic Jesus shelters me, for his head comes off you see, F C G C He's hollow and I use him like a flask uh oh wow wow.. I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary Ridin' on the dashboard of my car I feel that I'm protected amply I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car Chorus Outro When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan Sittin' on the dashboard of my car Women know I'm on the level Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsAm  C  F  G  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Plastic Jesus" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Plastic Jesus" by Billy Idol.