Learn to play "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress A# C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if you seem to have the Dm C F E Am weight of the world over you A# G# I cherish your smile Cm D# G# Cm There's a word of peace on your lips Gm G# A# Say it, and with tenderness F G A# I'll cherish you F G I'll cherish you A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend A# C D Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend C F I'm sorry if he hit you with a Dm C F E Am full can of Coke; it's no joke A# G# Your face is bleeding Cm D# G# Cm You'll soon be leaving this town Gm G# to the clowns who worship A# F G No one but themselves A# F Bm No one but themselves C I hate feeling this way Bm C Oh I hate feeling this way F A#7 I know that you hate it too F Gm7 E Oh Now that your coffee's going cold F Gm7 E Oh All of the customers look so old F Gm7 A Oh Honey, if I could be so bold A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress A# C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if the kids hold you in Dm C F cold disregard E Am A I know it's hard A# G# Stick to what you know Cm D# G# Cm You'll blow them all to the wall Gm G# when they realize what A# F G you've been working for A# F G What you've been working for A# F G What you've been working for You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA A# A#7 Am Bm C Cm D D# Dm E F G G# Gm Gm7 Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" by Belle and Sebastian.