Bayside - They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns: Guitar Chords
Learn to play "They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
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Learn They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns Guitar Chords and Lyrics by Bayside
This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns" smoothly on your guitar.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
A# You're pulling out your teeth And I'm the Novocain you Dm A/C# Dm pump in your cheeks A/C# A# That's why I'm still around You've got blood running down your chin Dm A/C# But you suffered peacefully Dm A/C# (suffered peacefully) A# She was a termite Gm Dm Eating away at my roots A# I was just a lost soul Gm Who needed a home Dm I was filling a void with you Chorus: Dm Gm And I I can't can't wait A# til you see see see Dm Gm What death and disgust A/C# Have done to me Dm And I spent three Gm years wishing A# For two things that Dm Gm one day you'd break A/C# And I'd get to see Dm A/C# C How all the choices you made G/B A# Would drive you insane A# F/A Gm F Dm A/C# Dm A/C# A# Dm A/C# I wish we never met A# As angry as I sound That's just the way Dm A/C# Dm A/C# I cover up the way I feel A# I've been that way for years and years Slave to broken Dm A/C# Dm A/C# hearts and sex appeal A# She was a termite Gm Dm Eating away at my roots A# I was just a lost soul Gm Who needed a home Dm I was filling a void with you Chorus A# She was a termite Gm Dm Eating away at my roots A# I was just a lost soul Gm Who needed a home Dm I was filling a void with you Chorus You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA  A#  B  C  C#  Dm  F  G  Gm  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns" by Bayside.