Learn to play "If These Dogs Could Talk" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
B There's a three-legged beagle who lays there spread eagle F# On the driveway outside Patti's trailer He looks like he's sleepin' but he knows she's dealin' B And that she's been bonin' the neighbor There's a mean little poodle we call cranky doodle F# Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera Bradley And he'll take to the grave that her husband is gay B Cause doodle likes chewin' his panties Chorus: E If these dogs could talk B They'd sure tell on you F#7 B B7 We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do E F# They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash B The tales they could tell, the F# G#m tongues they could wag C#m God knows what they'd say F#7 Might ruin your day If these dogs could talk There's a brown mutt named Patience, she's always waitin' For scraps outside of the diner Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain A hamburger steak always finds her He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck But everyone needs a best friend She may be blind, but she sees him just fine And don't care what they say about him Chorus C#m F#7 They could sniff out the cheaters, point out the liars E B Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires C#m F#7 They can smell kindness so maybe be kinder E F# And don't even think about kickin' one Chorus: They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag God knows what they'd say, might ruin your day If these dogs could talk God knows what they'd say, might make someone's day If these dogs could talk You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA B B7 C#m E F# F#7 G#m Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "If These Dogs Could Talk" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "If These Dogs Could Talk" by Ashley McBryde.