Arctic Monkeys - Riot Van: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "Riot Van" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Riot Van Guitar Chords and Lyrics by Arctic Monkeys

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Riot Van" smoothly on your guitar.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

              Dmaj7 C#m7
Up rolled the riot van
    Bm7                           Dmaj7 C#m7
And sparked excitement in the boys
    Bm7                       Dmaj7 C#m7
But the policemen look annoyed
   Bm7                                Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
Perhaps these are ones they should avoid

A                        C#m7
They got a chase last night from
                      Bm7          E E6 E
men with truncheons dressed in hats
A                            C#m7
They didn't do that much wrong,
                               Bm7
still ran away though for the laugh
                 E E6 E
just for the laugh

            Dmaj7   C#m7
Please just stop talking
                    Bm7             Dmaj7 C#m7
Because they won't find us if you do
           Bm7              Dmaj7 C#m7
Oh, those silly boys in blue
            Bm7                   Dmaj7 C#m7 Bm7
Well, they won't catch me and you
       E  E6  E
Have you been drinking son,
you don’t look old enough to me

I’m sorry officer,
is there a certain age you’re supposed to be?
nobody told me
And up rolls the riot van
And these lads just wind the coppers up
They ask why they don't catch proper crooks
They get their address and their names took
But they couldn't care less

Thrown in the riot van
And all the coppers kicked him in
And there was no way he could win
Just had to take it on the chin


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

A

Guitar chord A

C#m

Guitar chord C#m

C#m7

Guitar chord C#m7

Dm

Guitar chord Dm

Dmaj7

Guitar chord Dmaj7

E

Guitar chord E

E6

Guitar chord E6

Bm

Guitar chord Bm

Bm7

Guitar chord Bm7

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Riot Van" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Riot Van" by Arctic Monkeys.

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