AJR - Humpty Dumpty: Guitar Chords

Learn to play "Humpty Dumpty" on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn Humpty Dumpty Guitar Chords and Lyrics by AJR

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform "Humpty Dumpty" smoothly on your guitar.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

Chorus:
C
Humpty Dumpty when
Humpty Dumpty when
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said "Screw it"
         G
"I'ma smile right through it"
             F                  Dm
"And I'll scream when no one's around" (Okay)

(Okay)

C
Something's wrong
         Dm
But I'm scared to look it up
   F
If I do that and no one has it
 Fm
I'll feel so alone
 C
Something's wrong
          Dm
But don't pity me for long
    F
If you get sad, then I'll feel bad
     Fm
That I told you at all

C
I got friends in a lotta weird places
                                                   Am
Wonder if they're gonna call depending what my face is
               G
What my face is, I could fake it
F
I could move away or
I could suck it up and face it

Chorus:
Humpty Dumpty, when Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it, I'ma smile right through it
And I'll scream when no one's around"
Humpty Dumpty, when Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it, there's a big crowd looking
I'ma scream when no one, when no one, when no one's around"

(Okay)

Look outside, they're making snowmen on your street
Underneath your pillow, you can sigh yourself to sleep
Look outside, they're making snowmen on your street
Hide behind your pillow, close the window
'Cause you know you can't be seen

I got friends in a lot of weird places
Wonder if they're gonna call
Depending what my face is
If I can't breathe, then you can't see
But aren't you excited that I'm giving you the best me?

Chorus:
Humpty Dumpty, when Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it, I'ma smile right through it
And I'll scream when no one's around"
Humpty Dumpty, when Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it, there's a big crowd looking
I'ma scream when no one, when no one, when no one's around"
When no one, when no one's around

C
If I try to keep my tears in my eyes
              Am                 G
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?
                 F Dm
Would you like me?
C
If I try to keep my tears in my eyes
              Am                 G
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?
                F Dm
Would you like me?

I got shows in a lot of weird places
Wonder if they're gonna come
Depending what my face is
Remember Vegas?
I can't take another panic episode
When I get off the stage, man

Chorus:
Humpty Dumpty, when Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it, I'ma smile right through it
And I'll scream when no one's around"
(When no one's around)
Humpty Dumpty, when Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dumpty went down
He said, "Screw it, there's a big crowd looking
I'ma scream when no one, when no one,
when no one's around"

When no one, when no one's around
(When no one, when no one, when no one's around)
When no one, when no one's around


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Guitar Chord Diagrams

Am

Guitar chord Am

C

Guitar chord C

Dm

Guitar chord Dm

F

Guitar chord F

Fm

Guitar chord Fm

G

Guitar chord G

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play "Humpty Dumpty" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Humpty Dumpty" by AJR.