Aerosmith - No Surprize: Guitar Chords
Learn to play "No Surprize" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
E 1971, we all heard the starters gun New York was such a pity B But at Max's Kansas City we won E We all shot the shit at the bar With Johnny O' Toole and his scar And then old Clive Davis said B He's surely gonna make us a star E I'm going to make you a star Just the way you are Chorus: A But with all his style B I could see in his eyes A That we is going on trial B E And it was no surprize The boys kept kicking ass As usual time would tell But some bitch in the choir Throw water on the fires of hell She loved to show and tell Lord, she loved to tell Chorus B A No surprize B A No surprize B A No surprize Dm Midnight lady, situation fetal Vaccinate your ass with your phonograph needle Dm I say look here, friend of mine You scratch like you need calamine Flamingo boots, soles a creaking E Still in love and Puerto Rican too Riding on wheels of hell Smoking our axle grease Oh, the backstage is rocking And we're copping from the local police That's right, the local police Or the justice of peace Chorus No surprize No surprize No surprize Dm Rock n' roll, junkie whore Got my foot inside the door Knock knock, knock knock, knock Nobody's keeping score Bad times go away Come again some other day Topaz and sazzafraz Will keep the blues away Candy store, rock n' roll Corporation jellyroll Play the singles, it ain't me It's programmed insanity You ASCAP, Or BMI Could ever make a mountain fly If Japanese can boil teas Then where the fuck's my royalties...aar You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA  Dm  E  B  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "No Surprize" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "No Surprize" by Aerosmith.