Ramones - Cretin Family: Guitar Chords
Learn to play "Cretin Family" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
D D# D D# I am not so upset about my horrible self D D# D D# But why don't you go upset yourself C D C D Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face C D C D What a disgrace man and you know it's true Chorus: D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family F E D# D Everyone's against me D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family F E D# D Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi Don't stare at me it's freaking me out Look what's happening now it's all your fault You can't do nothing absolutely nothing o.k Why don't you get a hoola hoop And do the cretin hop and Chorus I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do Here's a little curse it's from me to you It's nothing gonna happen nothing ever will You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad bad Chorus - x2 You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsC  D  D#  E  F  Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Cretin Family" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Cretin Family" by Ramones.