Learn to play "Nurse's Office" on your guitar with our chord guide. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.
For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.
Dm A7 Don't cut me, punch me, just let me go A# A7 Into the nurse's office where I float away Dm A7 I'm pale as the loose leaf paper they grow A# A7 From hollowing out all my lungs in the snow Dm Yeah, I'm coughing A7 I'm bleeding A# A7 Band-Aids won't heal it Dm Because they hate me A7 A# So I'm faking all of this A7 So they take me Chorus: Dm A7 Take me home, home, home A#6 A7 Give me that pink slip of permission Dm A7 This is old, old, old A#6 A7 I'm tired of wishing I was ditching Teacher, can I sit right there? This bitch behind me is cutting my hair "No, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, you stare" I faked up a seizure and left then and there Yeah, I'm coughing I'm bleeding, Band-Aids won’t heal it ’Cause they hate me, so I'm fakin’ All of, of this so they take, take me Chorus Chorus: Take me home Give me that pink slip of permission This is old I'm tired of wishing I was ditching Home Old You can simplify chords by removing barre | TransposeReset Font SizeReset Guitar Chord DiagramsA# A7 Dm Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably. |
If you are also interested in learning how to play "Nurse's Office" on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for "Nurse's Office" by Melanie Martinez.